Looks like some people are treating these Blackberry blog posts as clues so they can determine where I'm hiding.
Well, good luck.
But to help you, here are more clues:
I am wearing a t-shirt that says "Got Magic?" A legendary direct marketer bought it for me last night when we saw the most side-splitting funny magic show of my life. It's called Warren and Annabelles. (It was truly off-the-charts terrific.)
This morning I walked seven miles to a tiny book store. As soon as I entered it, a woman asked if I was in the movie The Secret. Even though I was sun burned and sweaty and wearing a hat, I was recognized. Now I know how James Caan or Lindsay Lohan must feel. (I liked it, even though I'm supposed to be hiding on my vacation.)
I saw a man standing by the side of a busy road with a sign beside him. Turns out on this island all the political canditates stand on the road beside their signs asking you to vote for them.
Tonight when I went to buy some booze, the clerk asked for my ID. No one has carded me in 30 years. I almost kissed the guy.
The cigars I'm smoking here are called Hula Girl Cigars. (Don't jump to any quick conclusions.)
There you go. Have fun searching for me.
PS - Remember, I'm on the move. Wherever I was isn't wear I am. And isn't that true of you, as well?
** Sent via Wireless E-Mail with Blackberry **
(I could be anywhere) :)
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