How to Levitate
I can now levitate.
I can also dance (couldn't before), leap small buildings (but not sky scrapers), and out run rabbit, fox and even deer.
I feel like a Greek God.
I walk like James Bond.
I run like the Flash.
I'm a new man.
What happened?
My long awaited anti-gravity shoes arrived.
I wrote about them here back on November 6th.
I was so hypnotized by the Gadget Universe mail-order ad for these Gravity Defyer shoes that I instantly bought them and paid for overnight delivery. They weren't in stock so didn't arrive until today.
And I was so taken by the copy in that hypnotic ad that I had my assistant, Suzanne, track down the copywriter who wrote it. I spoke to him the other day and found him so fascinating I'm going to interview him for an upcoming issue of Hypnotic Gold.
Do the shoes live up to the hypnotic copy that sold them to me?
Well, let's race.
Ready?
Set?
GO!
I can also dance (couldn't before), leap small buildings (but not sky scrapers), and out run rabbit, fox and even deer.
I feel like a Greek God.
I walk like James Bond.
I run like the Flash.
I'm a new man.
What happened?
My long awaited anti-gravity shoes arrived.
I wrote about them here back on November 6th.
I was so hypnotized by the Gadget Universe mail-order ad for these Gravity Defyer shoes that I instantly bought them and paid for overnight delivery. They weren't in stock so didn't arrive until today.
And I was so taken by the copy in that hypnotic ad that I had my assistant, Suzanne, track down the copywriter who wrote it. I spoke to him the other day and found him so fascinating I'm going to interview him for an upcoming issue of Hypnotic Gold.
Do the shoes live up to the hypnotic copy that sold them to me?
Well, let's race.
Ready?
Set?
GO!
Meet you in Poland.
Ao Akua,
Joe
www.mrfire.com
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1 Comments:
Hey Joe,
I want the shoes, but I will be needing something a little more, well, girly.
Nothing for us girls that could use some springs?
Hope you will bounce all over Poland! Have a wonderful time, stay warm! My mom is polish. If you find a few Sawatski's, say hi!
Wendi Friesen
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